Monday, December 10, 2018

Theological Question

At the moment my General Gayety page on Facebook has 666 followers.  I'm not sure whether that makes me the Antichrist or all of you.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

This Week's Quote

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

Rita Mae Brown

Source:  The New Beacon Book of Quotations by Women

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Looking Ahead

My local newspaper is inviting readers to submit headlines they'd like to see in 2019. Here's the first one that leapt to mind:  In Surprise Twist, Ozzy Osbourne Raptured, Mike Pence Still Here.

Monday, December 3, 2018

Milo and Money

Openly gay and relentlessly despicable, Milo Yiannopoulos is more than $2 million in debt, reports Towleroad.

Don't gloat too soon. I figure Milo is just one self-loathing, misogynistic, alt-right, barely-hung sugar daddy away from solvency.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

O Christmas Tree

Guess who donated this year's Rockefeller Center Christmas tree from their property north of New York City? Married, Puerto Rican lesbians.

It's the stuff of nightmares for Ebenezer Trump.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

This Week's Quote

People love to make comedians out to be miserable, dark, twisted people. And I just—I think a lot of people struggle with depression and mental illness and have issues and problems within their family. The mailman has it. Your neighbor has it. It's just that comedians have a microphone.

Tig Notaro

Source:  Brainyquote

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

The Milk Man

Harvey Milk, California's first openly gay elected official, was assassinated 40 years ago today.

What do you think Harvey would say about the midterm elections earlier this month? After all, Colorado elected the nation's first openly gay governor. Kansas sent an openly lesbian Native American to Congress. Arizona produced the first openly bisexual member of the U.S. Senate. Little old New Hampshire voted in two openly transgender state legislators.

I suspect what Harvey would say is this:  "You're welcome."

Monday, November 26, 2018

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Whatever Works

Though I'm a total needle-phobe, I dragged myself to the pharmacy to get a flu shot. As I waited in the tiny room, a bundle of nerves, for the tech to come in and jab me, I spotted something that suddenly made me feel better:  Wonder Woman Band-Aids.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

This Week's Quote

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

Ted Allen

Source:  Brainyquote

Monday, November 19, 2018

Leadership

Tomorrow, Nov. 20, is Transgender Day of Remembrance. I expect, to mark the sad day, President Donald Trump will solemnly read the names of the 22 transgender individuals who were murdered in America in 2018. Then he will offer cogent remarks on the need for tolerance and understanding.

Then he will step out of that parallel universe, return to ours and tweet about transgender terrorists massing at the border to vote in Florida and kneel at Eagles games.