Saturday, September 23, 2017

Frog in Your Throat?

Infamous conspiracy theorist Alex Jones likes to say that the government puts chemicals in the water to turn people gay, and that gay frogs are the proof.  Last week on his "InfoWars" show Jones said it's becoming clear "that the majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay."

That's why, on any Friday evening, you'll see female frogs gathered at their local lily pad, absorbing martinis through their skin and whining that all the good ones are gay.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Where Does Trump Keep Finding Them?

CNN ran a story online today that opened this way:  "In a pair of 2015 speeches, President Donald Trump's nominee for a federal judgeship in Texas described transgender children as evidence of 'Satan's plan,' lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality."

So, LGBT community members, are we tired of winning yet?

This Week's Quote

And last but certainly not least my LGBQTIA family, I see each and every one of you. The things that make us different, those are our superpowers. Every day we walk out the door, put on your imaginary cape and go out there and conquer the world. Because the world would not be as beautiful as it is if we weren't in it.

Lena Waithe, accepting the Emmy for comedy writing

Source:  Upworthy

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Show Business

Why am I putting a philosophy professor on a humor blog?  Listen to John Corvino make a great case for why Christian business owners need to stop discriminating against LGBT people.  Then watch him offer the goodies.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

We're Baaaaaack

from Tammye Nash

This Week's Quote

I don’t know how to say it that’s not corny as hell—I’ve been having a love affair with the gay community. I got a million letters. I think Thea would love it.

Edie Windsor

Source:  Vanity Fair

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Who's Perverse?

A fellow named Don called in to an Australian radio show yesterday to participate in the discussion on the country's upcoming vote on same-sex marriage.  During his remarks, Don stated that Hitler did two good things—put gay people in concentration camps and built the autobahns.

Clearly America isn't the only country these days plagued with folks publicly declaring their attachment to Nazism.  When it comes to unnatural affection, these dopes beat us gays all to hell.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

A Weather Eye

If Hurricane Irma batters Key West, some Christian preachers will proclaim it's God's judgment on the LGBT outpost. If it batters Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, the same preachers will call for prayers for the president.

Key West would be punishment; Mar-a-Lago would be a natural disaster. Amazing when you consider that they're only about 200 miles apart.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

This Week's Quote

So why do Republicans continue to stand by him? G.O.P. congressman Duncan Hunter summed up the core ideology of the modern G.O.P. best when he said of Trump on Friday to a group of Republicans, quote, "He’s an asshole, but he’s our asshole." Now, I’m not a licensed proctologist, but Congressman, there is something seriously wrong with your asshole.

Seth Meyers

Source:  YouTube

Thursday, August 31, 2017

The Christians Come Through

According to Right Wing Watch, fundamentalist Christian radio host Rick Wiles declared on Tuesday that Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston's "affinity for the sexual perversion movement."

Wiles said, "This is a proud city that, in recent years, has boasted of its allegiance, its dedication, its devotion to the homosexual/lesbian agenda."

And extremist pastor Kevin Swanson said today on his radio show that Hurricane Harvey is God's judgment on Houston because the city "was persecuting pastors and churches" and had "a very, very aggressively pro-homosexual mayor." Plus the Texas legislature failed to pass a bathroom bill.

Swanson added that Harvey is headed toward New Orleans as that city prepares to host Southern Decadence, which he described as "the largest sexual perversion event in the country."

For a while there I wondered if the level of human agony wrought by this hurricane had made these good Christian types think better of rushing to their default position, namely blame the LGBT folks.

But no. It's our fault. God's in his heaven and he hates our guts. Amen.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

This Week's Quote

I don't believe Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston electing a lesbian mayor. But that is more credible than "climate change."

Ann Coulter

Source:  Twitter