Friday, December 19, 2014

The 12 Gays of Christmas

Here comes Christmas, which means it's time for my favorite seasonal video.  Go you Mockettes!

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

This Week's Quote

Musicals have clearly gotten more physical.  You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics.

Bruce Vilanch


Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Pickups No, Subarus Yes

I work in a small, all-female office.  There were three of us in this morning, all gay.  The boss, Ann, asked Leah and me if we have have access to a truck, because she needs to move some furniture.  I said no.  Leah said no.

"What kind of lesbians are we?" I asked aloud.

"The Outback-driving kind," Leah responded.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

This Week's Quote

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Suze Orman


Thursday, December 4, 2014

What I Wouldn't Give for Jacob Marley's Ghost

Pastor Steven Anderson went giddily viral this week.  Preaching on the eve of World AIDS Day, the leader of Tempe's Faithful Word Baptist Church declared that gays are "filled with disease because of the judgement of God."

Anderson sermonized that "if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn't have all this AIDS running rampant."  With this Leviticus-inspired "cure," said Anderson, "we can have an AIDS-free world by Christmas."

It's that time of year when THEY come out.  You know, the ones whose hearts are two sizes too small.

Enter an organization called Planting Peace, which has experience with Grinches, having created the rainbow-colored Equality House across from Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church.  Planting Peace intends to raise money to help people with HIV/AIDS.  For every donation, Planting Peace will send a lump of coal to Anderson.

All the coal will be delivered to his Arizona church on Christmas Eve.  Ah yes, Christmas Eve, when Ebenezer Scrooge's tale takes place.  Ebenezer Scrooge, the Grinch, Steven Anderson.  They're the miserable Christmas trinity.

The first two, however, were redeemed.  Since it's making him famous, I don't see Anderson parting with his vitriol.  At least, not until he gets a heavenly visitor or is outed.  Either will do.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

This Week's Quote

My mother made me a homosexual.  And if you give her some yarn, she'll make you one too.

Quentin Crisp

Source:  The Mammoth Book of Great British Humor

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

This Week's Quote

Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Johnny Carson


Friday, November 21, 2014

Out and Out Change

Country singer Ty Herndon came out of the closet yesterday.  Then so did country singer Billy Gilman.

By country standards, that qualifies as a stampede.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Cuteness For Hire

Same-sex couples are marrying up a storm in Montana today, and this youngster smells a business opportunity.  My guess is he'll carry your rings--and improve the sartorial flavor of your wedding with those snazzy rainbow suspenders--for the price of a juice box.  I spotted the adorable kiddo on the Facebook page for Fair is Fair Montana.