Wednesday, February 3, 2016

This Week's Quote

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

William S. Burroughs

Source:  The Book of Gay & Lesbian Quotations

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

The Morning After

Today is Groundhog Day.  Early this morning in Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his cage, took a look around and said, "If Ted Cruz is elected president, I'm burrowing to Canada."

Friday, January 29, 2016

Phishing with David

I received an email with the subject line "I am Mr David Bowie please open the attachment please get back to me."

He's in an awful hurry for a dead person.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

This Week's Quote

Golf is not a sport.  Golf is men in ugly pants, walking.

Rosie O'Donnell

Source:  Women's Wicked Wit

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

This Week's Quote

I re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman.

David Bowie

Source:  Brainyquote.com

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

This Week's Quote

My only regret in life is that none of my children are gay.

Sharon Osbourne

Source:  USA Today