Wednesday, February 3, 2016

This Week's Quote

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

William S. Burroughs

Source:  The Book of Gay & Lesbian Quotations

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

The Morning After

Today is Groundhog Day.  Early this morning in Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his cage, took a look around and said, "If Ted Cruz is elected president, I'm burrowing to Canada."

Friday, January 29, 2016

Phishing with David

I received an email with the subject line "I am Mr David Bowie please open the attachment please get back to me."

He's in an awful hurry for a dead person.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

This Week's Quote

Golf is not a sport.  Golf is men in ugly pants, walking.

Rosie O'Donnell

Source:  Women's Wicked Wit

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

This Week's Quote

I re-invented my image so many times that I'm in denial that I was originally an overweight Korean woman.

David Bowie


Wednesday, January 6, 2016

This Week's Quote

My only regret in life is that none of my children are gay.

Sharon Osbourne

Source:  USA Today