Friday, April 1, 2011

April 1

It's been one heckuva day around the globe.

April 1 marked the 10th anniversary of gay marriage in the Netherlands. To celebrate, everyone in Holland went gay for a day.

"This will be interesting," said Amsterdam banker Marten van Gouda. "I have no idea how to flirt with a man."

In Washington, D.C., Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts announced he was defecting to Utah. "They need me. They need me bad," Frank said.

Fred Phelps, head of the virulently anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church, shocked his congregation by coming out. He said he intends to devote all his energies to wooing Ted Haggard.

In celebrity news, Elton John bought his infant son a small nation.