If You're HARD Up . . .

If you're short on money, and your parents won’t pony up for your same-sex wedding, you do have another option:  a condom company.

NuVo Condoms is offering one gay couple an all-expenses paid wedding at the NYC PrideFest on June 24 in honor of the first anniversary of legalized gay marriage in New York.

As the press release I received put it, “NuVo Condoms wants you to take the plunge!”

Oy.

The release also said, “NuVo Condoms is the challenger brand that is making a bang—literally—in the condom industry.”

I just hope whoever wrote the press release isn’t writing the wedding vows.