Thursday, April 18, 2013

Follow the Bouncing Balls

The Huffington Post reported that Horacio Cartes, the frontrunner in the Paraguayan presidential election, said if his son ever married a man, "I would shoot myself in the testicles, because I do not agree."

Interesting choice.

Apparently if his son were gay Cartes would feel so emasculated himself that he'd finish the job by blowing off his balls.

In addition to all the other concerns this threat raises, I have to assume that accomplishing it would present a logistical challenge.