Wednesday, October 29, 2014

This Week's Quote

America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. 
Everywhere else is Cleveland.

Tennessee Williams


Tuesday, October 28, 2014

I'll Adjust, Eventually

Sean Hayes is engaged to marry his longtime boyfriend, Scott Icenogle.

Is this allowed?

I'm not asking whether it's legal--of course it is.  But Hayes played Jack McFarland so indelibly on "Will and Grace" it seems wrong that he's not marrying Will.  Or Karen.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

The Pigskin Chronicles

I've been watching Michael Sam's progress with great interest since he came out publicly after finishing his college football career at the University of Missouri.  When the St. Louis Rams chose the defensive end, Sam became the first openly gay player drafted by an NFL team.  But the Rams waived Sam in the final round of cuts.  Then the Dallas Cowboys picked him up for their practice squad.  Two days ago the Cowboys released him.

For Michael Sam, it's third down.  For me, I'm running out of football idioms.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

This Week's Quote

We had gay burglars the other night.  They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams


Monday, October 20, 2014

Mystery at the Vatican

A week ago the Roman Catholic Church shocked the world by calling for homosexuals to be welcomed into the church.  Two days ago the Roman Catholic Church took it back.

The interim report from the two-week conference of bishops raised a lot of hopes among LGBT Catholics with its accepting tone.  But the final report revealed that the conservative bishops aren't ready to let Pope Francis have his way on this issue.

The most interesting bit to me was the fact that the first version of the report spoke of gays having "gifts and qualities," but those words were dropped from the final version.  How could we lose our positive attributes in less than a week?  Who took them?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

This Week's Quote

Do not allow your children to mix drinks.  It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.

Fran Lebowitz

Source:  Social Studies

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Hold On To Your Habit, Martha!

Take a gander at this shocking news out of Vatican City yesterday:
"Catholic bishops signaled a radical shift in tone Monday about accepting gays into the church, saying they had gifts to offer and that their partnerships, while morally problematic, provided homosexual couples with 'precious' support.
"In a preliminary report, released half-way through a Vatican meeting on family life called by Pope Francis, the bishops also said the church must welcome divorcees and recognize the 'positive' aspects of civil marriages and even Catholics who cohabitate, as well as the children of these less traditional families.
"While it does not change church doctrine, the tone of the report on a host of hot-button family issues such as marriage, divorce, homosexuality and birth control was one of almost-revolutionary acceptance and understanding rather than condemnation."
Praise the Lord and pass the smelling salts.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

This Week's Quote

If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren’t invited.

Orlando Winters


Tuesday, October 7, 2014

When the Court Decides Not to Decide

A shocker.  A turning point.  A watershed.  That's how experts described yesterday's decision by the U.S. Supreme Court not to review same-sex marriage cases, thus allowing same-sex marriage to proceed in Virginia, Utah, Oklahoma, Indiana and Wisconsin.  

The court's decision not to act on suits from three appellate circuits will also lead to gay marriage in Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas, West Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina.

When I don't get around to something, nothing gets done.  When the Supreme Court declines to do something, marriage breaks out from Richmond to Salt Lake.  There's something vaguely unfair about this, but I'm not complaining.

Friday, October 3, 2014


In this video, gay male staffers at Buzzfeed attempt to explain how feminine hygiene products work.  Some undeniably funny moments.  But would straight guys do any better?

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Inquiring Minds Want to Know

I recently received a press release alerting me that Valentine's Day is also National Condom Day.  Does that mean that Thanksgiving is also National Turkey Baster Day?

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

This Week's Quote

After all these years our father has never understood that we, his children, tend to gravitate toward the very people he's spent his life warning us about.

David Sedaris

Source:  Me Talk Pretty One Day