Wednesday, March 25, 2015

This Week's Quote

"You have been a wonderful mother.  Which is why Zoe is so afraid you'll want to disown her."
"Disown her?  Don't be ridiculous.  She said she was a lesbian, not a Republican."

Jodi Picoult

Source:  Sing You Home

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Status of the Lesbians

Yesterday two of my friends posted Facebook status updates that reflected how times have changed for us lesbians.  Even better, they made me laugh.

Bernie in New York reported that it was "date night with Cindy after filing married joint return.  She's the 'taxpayer' and I'm the 'spouse'!  Guess who's buying dinner?"

And Kate in Michigan wrote of an experience somewhat less likely to happen now. Years ago she was sitting in a church when the preacher sermonized, "God tells us to love everyone, including prostitutes, money lenders and homosexuals."  Kate's partner whispered, "Can you feel the love?"

"On the way home," Kate added, "I asked her if she'd like a loan." 

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

This Week's Quote

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.



Wednesday, March 11, 2015

This Week's Quote

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Tallulah Bankhead

Source:  Quotationary

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

This Week's Quote

My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.

Amanda Bearse