Wednesday, May 27, 2015

This Week's Quote

I’m all in favor of same-sex marriage ’cause I’ve been having same sex with the wife for the last 30 years.

Martin Duffy, Dublin cab driver, remarking on Irish same-sex marriage referendum


Wednesday, May 20, 2015

This Week's Quote

Gays aren't threatening the sanctity of marriage, DIVORCE is. If you want to keep marriage holy and pure and traditional, ban divorce. Sure, the murder rates will go up . . .

Wanda Sykes


Saturday, May 16, 2015

Look What's on Special

Spotted this cart yesterday in my local grocery store.  Who knew the
QFC sells disco items?

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Blanchett and the Record

So actress Cate Blanchett told Variety she's had "many" relationships with women.

For the record, not one of them was with me.


Wednesday, May 13, 2015

This Week's Quote

I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.

Diamanda Galás


Monday, May 11, 2015

"Even Mexico and Alabama"

Ireland votes on marriage equality on May 22.  Watch this video to see which side gets the support of musical-comedy trio The Nualas. 

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Driskell v. Homosexuals

In case you missed it, you've been sued.

Sylvia Ann Driskell recently filed suit against homosexuals.  All of us.  In a seven-page, handwritten petition submitted to the U.S. District Court of Omaha, the 66-year-old Nebraskan identified herself as the ambassador for the plaintiffs, God and Jesus Christ.

You'd think they could afford better representation.

Citing Webster's Dictionary and the Bible, Driskell argued "that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality.  Why else would they have been hiding in a closet."

A quick reminder that I'm not making any of this up.  I'm not that good.

U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard dismissed Driskell's lawsuit a few days ago.  So every homo in the land doesn't have to troop to Nebraska to offer evidence.  A shame, really--would've been a heck of a party.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

This Week's Quote

You know, let me set the record straight. I tease Joe Biden, but you know he has been in my side for seven years. I love that man. He’s not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend. We’ve gotten so close in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore.

President Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Source:  The Washington Post