Saturday, May 9, 2015

Driskell v. Homosexuals

In case you missed it, you've been sued.

Sylvia Ann Driskell recently filed suit against homosexuals.  All of us.  In a seven-page, handwritten petition submitted to the U.S. District Court of Omaha, the 66-year-old Nebraskan identified herself as the ambassador for the plaintiffs, God and Jesus Christ.

You'd think they could afford better representation.

Citing Webster's Dictionary and the Bible, Driskell argued "that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality.  Why else would they have been hiding in a closet."

A quick reminder that I'm not making any of this up.  I'm not that good.

U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard dismissed Driskell's lawsuit a few days ago.  So every homo in the land doesn't have to troop to Nebraska to offer evidence.  A shame, really--would've been a heck of a party.