Friday, December 9, 2016

Possession Obsession

In this first bizarre month after Trump's election, it's easy to believe that things can't get any crazier.  Two LGBT news stories this week said otherwise.

On his TV show called "Pray in Jesus Name," Gordon Klingenschmitt, a Colorado state legislator, addressed the fact that Zales included a lesbian couple in a recent TV ad.  All involved, he said, are under demonic possession.

“It is a demonic spirit not only inside of the lesbian couple who are pretending to get married in this TV commercial, but now influencing and ruling in the hearts of the ad executives who have decided at Zales Jewelers that they should promote this as a good thing to all of America,” said Klingenschmitt.

Meanwhile, an organization out of New Jersey called the Spiritual Science Research Foundation is offering this on its website:  "The main reason behind the gay orientation of some men is that they are possessed by female ghosts."

It's that "female ghost in them that is attracted to other men. Conversely the attraction to females experienced by some lesbians is due to the presence of male ghosts in them."

Ghostly possession explains up to 85 percent of gay people, claims the paranormal group.

With all those ghosts and demons inside us, every gay person is a crowd. Now you know why wherever gay people go, there's a party.