Friday, December 16, 2016

The Dildo Defense

Here's something you don't hear every day.

A couple of nights ago, a masked man walked into Lotions and Lace, a sex shop in San Bernadino, Calif., as the employees were closing up.

"I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," the woman in charge, "Amy," told a local TV station. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this."

No indeed.  She had a store to close.  Sex toys to count.

He pointed the gun, which Amy didn't think was real, said this was a robbery and grabbed her arm, at which point the other female employee started hurling dildos at him.  With Amy yelling and the other woman pelting him with distinctively shaped silicone, the would-be thief exited the store.  He left with no cash in hand, and little dignity to speak of.

Click here to see the video, because it could be a while before you again have a chance to see flying dildos.  Unless they catch on as a method of foiling robberies.