Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Where Does Trump Keep Finding Them?

CNN ran a story online today that opened this way:  "In a pair of 2015 speeches, President Donald Trump's nominee for a federal judgeship in Texas described transgender children as evidence of 'Satan's plan,' lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality."

So, LGBT community members, are we tired of winning yet?

This Week's Quote

And last but certainly not least my LGBQTIA family, I see each and every one of you. The things that make us different, those are our superpowers. Every day we walk out the door, put on your imaginary cape and go out there and conquer the world. Because the world would not be as beautiful as it is if we weren't in it.

Lena Waithe, accepting the Emmy for comedy writing

Source:  Upworthy

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Show Business

Why am I putting a philosophy professor on a humor blog?  Listen to John Corvino make a great case for why Christian business owners need to stop discriminating against LGBT people.  Then watch him offer the goodies.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

We're Baaaaaack

from Tammye Nash

This Week's Quote

I don’t know how to say it that’s not corny as hell—I’ve been having a love affair with the gay community. I got a million letters. I think Thea would love it.

Edie Windsor

Source:  Vanity Fair

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Who's Perverse?

A fellow named Don called in to an Australian radio show yesterday to participate in the discussion on the country's upcoming vote on same-sex marriage.  During his remarks, Don stated that Hitler did two good things—put gay people in concentration camps and built the autobahns.

Clearly America isn't the only country these days plagued with folks publicly declaring their attachment to Nazism.  When it comes to unnatural affection, these dopes beat us gays all to hell.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

A Weather Eye

If Hurricane Irma batters Key West, some Christian preachers will proclaim it's God's judgment on the LGBT outpost. If it batters Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, the same preachers will call for prayers for the president.

Key West would be punishment; Mar-a-Lago would be a natural disaster. Amazing when you consider that they're only about 200 miles apart.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

This Week's Quote

So why do Republicans continue to stand by him? G.O.P. congressman Duncan Hunter summed up the core ideology of the modern G.O.P. best when he said of Trump on Friday to a group of Republicans, quote, "He’s an asshole, but he’s our asshole." Now, I’m not a licensed proctologist, but Congressman, there is something seriously wrong with your asshole.

Seth Meyers

Source:  YouTube

Thursday, August 31, 2017

The Christians Come Through

According to Right Wing Watch, fundamentalist Christian radio host Rick Wiles declared on Tuesday that Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston's "affinity for the sexual perversion movement."

Wiles said, "This is a proud city that, in recent years, has boasted of its allegiance, its dedication, its devotion to the homosexual/lesbian agenda."

And extremist pastor Kevin Swanson said today on his radio show that Hurricane Harvey is God's judgment on Houston because the city "was persecuting pastors and churches" and had "a very, very aggressively pro-homosexual mayor." Plus the Texas legislature failed to pass a bathroom bill.

Swanson added that Harvey is headed toward New Orleans as that city prepares to host Southern Decadence, which he described as "the largest sexual perversion event in the country."

For a while there I wondered if the level of human agony wrought by this hurricane had made these good Christian types think better of rushing to their default position, namely blame the LGBT folks.

But no. It's our fault. God's in his heaven and he hates our guts. Amen.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

This Week's Quote

I don't believe Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for Houston electing a lesbian mayor. But that is more credible than "climate change."

Ann Coulter

Source:  Twitter

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

The Waiting Game

Who else is waiting for LGBT people to be blamed for Hurricane Harvey? It's as though a hurricane isn't complete until that soggy shoe drops.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

One Nation Under Trump

Yesterday President Trump signed a directive banning transgender people from the military, and he pardoned former Sheriff Joe Arpaio, thereby signaling tacit approval of racial profiling.

What will he do today to further fragment America?  Send Louise Linton to Texas?

Thursday, August 24, 2017

"The Big Deal"

The Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras released this video earlier in 2017 to promote marriage equality in Australia. Watch until the end. You'll thank me.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Hypocrisy Much?

President Trump addressed the nation on Monday evening on the subject of Afghanistan. He began his speech by praising the unity of America's diverse military. Trump stated, "When we open our hearts to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice, no place for bigotry and no tolerance for hate."

At bases everywhere, transgender service members fainted from the dissonance.

This Week's Quote

In news photographs and video, you catch other politicians glancing at the president in obvious bafflement. Not Pence. Never Pence. He moons. He beams. It’s 50 shades of infatuation.

Frank Bruni

Source:  The New York Times

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

The Right Atmosphere

Recently at a tony Washington, D.C., restaurant called the Prime Rib, a man and his male partner asked to split an ice cream sundae, only to hear their waiter say that two men eating out of the same bowl "doesn't go with the ambiance of the restaurant."

And bigotry does?

Monday, August 21, 2017

A Trio with Brio

Earlier this month in Sydney, Australia, a group of homophobes attacked 34-year-old Ivan Flinn, dislocating his jaw. He thought he was about to die.

But lo and behold, three guardian angels intervened. Their names were Coco Jumbo, Ivy Leaguee and Vybe–drag queens who'd performed earlier in the evening.

Flinn said "the next thing I knew Ivy went in and was scrapping with the guy who punched me. They’re in the middle of the road, cars swerving around them, tooting, and I saw the guy rip her wig off.

"They were bashing each other and she’s still wearing her high heels."

Coco said she threw a fellow into the gutter. "I don’t think they knew what they were getting themselves into. I used to play rugby league."

Ivy noted, "These big burly guys couldn’t even throw a punch, all they could do was pull hair and run."

The saviors' wigs and outfits were damaged in the fracas, but Coco said, "It’s all just materials at the end of the day, there’s no use crying over split lace."

Flinn, though, is showing his gratitude by raising funds to replace the battered attire. He's making sure his guardian angels look like queens.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Raising a Red Flag

Commentator Star Parker went on Fox News a couple of days after the events in Charlottesville to defend President Trump, and along the way she equated the Confederate flag with the rainbow flag, claiming, "These two flags represent the exact same thing: that certain people groups are not welcome here."

Exact same thing?  I don't know which side should be angrier, us or the Nazis.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

This Week's Quote

Imagine if you're a Jewish person in Germany and you had to go to Hitler High School . . . that would be completely offensive to you on the deepest level and that's how people of color feel in this country when we have to deal with figures like Robert E. Lee [and] Confederate flags. It's no different than flying a swastika.

Don Lemon, openly gay news anchor

Source:  CNN

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Birds of a Feather Sing Together

Randy Rainbow posted this photo on Facebook today and gave it the perfect caption:  "Guys, please stop calling them nazis. They prefer to be called the Gay Men's Chorus of Hate."

Friday, August 11, 2017

In Conclusion

PinkNews published a piece today listing some of the more bizarre studies about LGBT people.

"Researchers" have reached stunning conclusions, like over-indulging in fatty foods makes you gay; lesbianism developed because women being attracted to women excites men; similar magnet poles repel each other, proving same-sex attraction is unnatural; and women are either gay or bisexual, but never straight.

Such crap.  Except for that last one, which I feel deserves further study.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

This Week's Quote

According to The New York Times, Vice President Mike Pence is planning on running for president if Trump doesn’t run for a second term. But he issued a statement strongly denying the article, saying it was disgraceful, offensive to me, my family and our entire team. He said to suggest he is running for president in 2020 is laughable and absurd. Right, why would Mike Pence want to be president in 2020? He’s going to be president much, much sooner than that.

Jimmy Kimmel


Monday, August 7, 2017

Symbolic Timing

On Thursday night a double rainbow appeared over the White House.

Of course it did. Trump wasn't there.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

A Silver Lining to the Military Mess

After President Trump tweeted his ban on transgender folk in the military, Coast Guard officials personally reached out to all 13 openly transgender members of the Coast Guard to offer support.

So said the leader of the Coasties on Tuesday. Commandant Adm. Paul Zukunft himself contacted Lt. Taylor Miller, who was featured in a Washington Post article last week as the first openly transitioning officer in the Coast Guard.

"If you read that story, Taylor’s family has disowned her . . . And I told Taylor, I will not turn my back. We have made an investment in you and you have made an investment in the Coast Guard and I will not break faith," said Zukunft.

If you'd told me a year ago that a branch of the U.S. military would publicly support and protect its transgender members, I'd have blurted out, "Right, and Donald Trump will be commander in chief."

Um . . . 

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

This Week's Quote

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

Wanda Sykes



Saturday, July 29, 2017

Trump's Trifecta

On one day this week, as The New York Times pointed out, the Trump administration took three separate steps to roll back LGBT civil rights.

It made for a helluva Wednesday.

Briefly, Trump tweeted a ban on transgender people serving in the military; the Justice Department intervened in a private employment lawsuit, arguing the Civil Rights Act of 1964 doesn't protect gay workers; Trump announced he's nominating Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback, who likes gay people as much as he likes kidney stones, to be the nation's ambassador at large for international religious freedom.

On that day, said HRC leader Chad Griffin, Trump "truly declared war on our community."

Poor Wednesday.  It never meant to start a war.

Friday, July 28, 2017

Generally Good

Don't Bury the Lead

Ana Brnabic, the first openly gay prime minister in Serbian history, said she doesn't want to be known just for being a "gay PM."

Fair enough.  But given eastern Europe's pervasive homophobia, I think it's a swell place to start.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Trump Trashes Transgender Troops

So this morning that president of ours tweeted that transgender people will not be allowed in the military.

Which is worse?  That Trump chose today, the 69th anniversary of President Truman's executive order integrating the military, to launch discrimination? That between college deferments and those infamous bone spurs in his heels, Trump himself evaded military service?  That this move deflects attention from the White House's swampiness?  And panders to anti-LGBT Christian conservatives?  And puts pressure on Democrats in key states?

How about that this announcement caught the Pentagon off guard?  Or that transgender people were finally allowed to serve openly just last year, and now they have to deal with being marched right back into the closet?  Or that Trump is using patriotic Americans as political cannon fodder?

I wish to God that back when he was avoiding Vietnam he had fled to Canada. Then he'd be their problem.

They've Been in the Wars

This Week's Quote

I'd met my first boyfriend in a place called the Man Hole—not the sort of name that suggests fidelity.

David Sedaris

Source:  When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Discrimination, Italian-Style

Citing their Catholic beliefs, the owners of a guest house in Italy refuse to "accept gays and dogs."

Their bigotry will only hurt them.  Everyone knows golden retrievers are big tippers.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Make It So

The real final frontier is about to be crossed.

"Star Trek:  Discovery," set to air next year on CBS, will feature a same-sex couple.  Out actors Wilson Cruz and Anthony Rapp will play the first gay couple in the 51-year history of the "Star Trek" franchise.

Wow.  Somebody has set phasers to stun.

That somebody is "Discovery" creator Bryan Fuller, who worked on "Star Trek:  Voyager" in the '90s and remembers the stiff opposition he encountered to including a gay character back then.

Things have changed.  Now resistance is, well, you know.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Seattle Sue Comes Out

We lesbians in Seattle have long suspected it, and now it's confirmed:  Sue Bird is gay.

The stellar Seattle Storm point guard came out in an espnW story posted today.  Furthermore, Bird is dating openly gay Seattle Reign FC star forward Megan Rapinoe.

We suspected that, too.  My we're good.

How fortuitous for Bird and Rapinoe that they're both pro athletes playing in the same city in leagues with similar schedules.  The goddess of women's sports practically threw them together.  And if they tire of talking about sports, they can move on to other things they have in common, like beauty, wealth and fame.  Really, how could they not be an item?

As a Storm season-ticket holder, my only concern is how this relationship will impact Bird.  If love starts to make the ball handler butterfingered on the court, the Reign must do the responsible thing and trade Rapinoe.  To Beijing.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

This Week's Quote

I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed.  That is very gratifying to me.

Barbra Streisand

Source:  Frankly, My Dear

Monday, July 17, 2017

The Choice

Today's commentary in The Advocate addresses a popular question in the LGBT community:  Which would you prefer as president, Trump or Pence?

To me that's a choice between dysentery and mad cow disease.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Free to Pee, You and Me

In case you missed it, last week the group trying to destroy Washington's pro-transgender bathroom law had an appointment to submit petitions to get its initiative on the ballot.

The group cancelled the appointment.  It turned out Just Want Privacy hadn't managed to secure enough signatures to qualify for the election.

Bravo to my fellow Washingtonians who declined to sign.  Across the Evergreen State, you've made gladder bladders.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

This Week's Quote

But the bigly event this weekend: Donald Trump finally met his BFF, Russian President Vladimir Putin. They’d never met before, and they could not take their beautiful blue eyes off each other.

Jimmy Kimmel


Monday, July 10, 2017

Anglicans Say No More Conversion Therapy

The Church of England is taking a stand against conversion therapy, saying it has "no place in the modern world."

Neither does the monarchy, but the church let that slide.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Happy Twisted Independence Day

LGBT newspaper Gay San Diego posted this image today on Facebook as a Fourth of July offering, along with the words, "May all your beaches be open." Only a gay man would think of combining New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's beach scandal with "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" 

Monday, July 3, 2017

If Only

Completely ignored by President Trump, Pride Month has come and gone.  If only that man would do the same.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Germany Takes Down the Wall

Lawmakers in Germany voted today to legalize same-sex marriage.  Germany was actually one of the first countries in Europe to legalize same-sex partnerships back in 2001, but it took until now to approve the whole enchilada.

Forgive me.  The whole schnitzel.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Pastor Disaster

Pastor John MacArthur of the Grace Community Church in Los Angeles claimed earlier this month that there are no gay people.  There are just people who choose to sin.

May the pastor be lifted to heaven by Sylvester on one side and George Michael on the other. 

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

This Week's Quote

I Love Boys of Every Color Except Orange

Sign held by a guy at San Francisco Pride

Source:  Huffpost

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Reliable Ally

Yesterday Vice President Mike Pence spoke to Focus on the Family, on the occasion of the virulently anti-gay organization's 40th anniversary.

Pence told the gathering of conservative Christians, "I promise you, Focus on the Family, you have an unwavering ally in President Donald Trump."

Down in hell, Satan thought, "So do I."

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Sunday Traffic Jam

I read today that this cool June we've been experiencing in Seattle is about to end, and that Sunday, the day of Pride, could see temperatures in the mid-90s.

My mind instantly turned to the International Fountain at the Seattle Center, where the post-parade party is held.   With heat like that, the fountain will be so loaded with lesbians in sports bras and twinks in designer briefs that children may have to kick some knees just to get near the nozzles.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

This Week's Quote

We're here, we're queer, get that Cheeto out of here!

Chant during the Equality March in Washington

Source:  The Associated Press

Friday, June 16, 2017

Wonder Women

I went to see "Wonder Woman" last night.  My favorite scenes were early in the movie, when the Amazon warriors are training.  This suggests that a) I'm a lesbian, or b) I'm a lesbian.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Not in a Rush

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told Congress this week that he hasn't raised the issue of gay persecution in Chechnya during any of his meetings with Russian officials.  Tillerson said the matter is "on our pending list. We did not make our way through all of the issues in the meetings we’ve had."

But I'm sure the gay purge is a priority for him.  He'll get to it right after he asks the best way to make borscht.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

This Week's Quote

I want to get the hell out of here before Bette Midler thanks anyone else.

Tony Awards host Kevin Spacey near show's end

Source: The Washington Post

Tuesday, June 13, 2017


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was . . . yesterday.

Monday, June 12th, marked the first anniversary of the Pulse massacre. Mourners gathered in Orlando and around the country yesterday to remember the 49 LGBTA souls lost and 58 wounded a year ago.  Their crime?  Dancing. Dancing while gay.

Pulse was the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history.  As much as gays like to make a splash, we would prefer not to be the holders of this record.

Pulse was the worst of times.  But it's important to remember that yesterday was also the 50th anniversary of the Loving v. Virginia decision, when the Supreme Court struck down laws banning interracial marriage.  An expansion of civil rights generally, Loving v. Virginia helped lead to Obergefell v. Hodges specifically, so for the American LGBT community, June 12th has a silver lining.

Or a rainbow lining.  Take your pick.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Today's Winning Politician

This photo appeared today on Sen. Elizabeth Warren's Facebook page, captioned "I don't march in the Boston Pride Parade.  I dance."

If she doesn't have it already, I hereby nominate the senator for honorary lesbian status.

For the record, I too have marched in the Boston Pride Parade.  And danced. And tripped. 

Let's Make a Deal


Friday, June 9, 2017

West Hollywood Confessions

In a nod, of sorts, to Pride month, Jimmy Kimmel asks denizens of West Hollywood, L.A.'s gay ghetto, the straightest thing they've ever done.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Washington, D(azed) C(onfused)

President Trump hasn't issued a Pride proclamation for the month of June, and he hasn't hosted a Pride reception at the White House.  Yet he claimed during the campaign that he would be a "friend" to the gay community.

I'm confused.  Perhaps Sen. McCain could explain it to me.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

This Week's Quote

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos said that while schools receiving federal funds must abide by federal civil rights laws, the department will not enter decrees on things like LGBT discrimination. Coincidentally, LGBT is also how Betsy DeVos thinks you spell discrimination.

Seth Meyers


Friday, June 2, 2017

Trump This Week

On the last day of May, President Trump issued five different proclamations recognizing June as National Caribbean-American Heritage Month, African-American Music Appreciation Month, National Homeownership Month, Great Outdoors Month and National Ocean Month.

Notice what's missing?

Instead of declaring June LGBT Pride month, as President Obama did every year of his presidency, Trump has been utterly silent.  He dissed every queer person in America, and the next day he dissed every nation and the earth itself by pulling the U.S. out of the Paris accord.

The only way I could dislike him more is if he launched an attack against Syrian refugees using baby seals as ammunition.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

This Week's Quote

JK Rowlings thinks shes tough.  Stupid dyke.

Unknown Twitter user

1. I don't think I'm that tough.
2. I definitely do stupid things sometimes.
3. I'd be so gay if you were the alternative.

J.K. Rowling's tweeted response

Source:  HuffPost

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Ferrying Their Fears On a Holiday

If you want people to sign your petition here in the state of Washington, one of the best places to go is a ferry terminal.  The people waiting in their cars to drive onto the ferry are a captive audience.  And if it's a holiday, you'll find twice the usual number of captives.

That's what passed through my mind after I spotted two women with clipboards preparing to cruise the lanes of cars yesterday, Memorial Day, at the Kingston ferry dock.  Based on their middle-American appearance I found myself thinking, "Oh God no, not the bathroom bill.  Please let this be something else.  A push for a state gnome or something."

But nooooo.  I can't remember now if I heard or saw the words "Just Want Privacy" as a canvasser approached the car ahead, but I knew we three in our car were about to be asked to sign a petition to get Initiative 1552, which would discriminate against transgender people, on the ballot.

I alerted my wife, Anne, and our friend, Phil.  Anne must've been waiting for a moment like this, because she instantly told us what she wanted to say to the woman.  I deferred to her, in part because I was in the back seat, and I find it hard to be authoritative from there.

The woman approached us with a smile, and launched in.  I guess we didn't appear hospitable, because she commented that the looks on our faces suggested we disagreed with her.

Anne said, "We care about you.  We really do."  The petitioner thanked her. Anne added, "But I think what you're doing is shameful."

The woman shrugged and moved on to the next car.  Phil, with his big heart, probably wanted to run after her and sign the damn thing just to make her feel better.  And Anne, she got to say what's true for her in this Age of Trump, that she cares about everyone, but she's sick to the teeth of people hating on other people.

And me, I needed some ice cream.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

The Story of Sodom Meets Marvel Comics

from Friendly Atheist

Taiwan On the Right Track

In their decision that will make Taiwan the first place in Asia to allow same-sex marriage, justices of the island's Constitutional Court yesterday called sexual orientation an "immutable characteristic that is resistant to change."

Resistant?  I'd call it downright allergic.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

This Week's Quote

I knew the full "Judy Garland Carnegie Hall" double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, "Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?"

Mario Cantone


Monday, May 22, 2017

Cap and Frown

Yesterday at Notre Dame's graduation ceremony, students walked out when Vice President Mike Pence began his commencement speech.  They were protesting, among other things, Pence's anti-LGBT record.

I'm a tad surprised the Catholic university invited Pence in the first place, since he long ago ditched Catholicism to become a fundamentalist Christian.  It's like asking Benedict Arnold to speak to the Daughters of the American Revolution.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Nation Aggravation

According to reports, Lithuania is the first country to grant asylum to gay and bisexual men fleeing the gay purge in Chechnya.

The United States, by contrast, has denied visas to Chechens running for their lives.  I haven't been this mad at my government since . . . 10 minutes ago.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Bang Goes the Gay Male Reputation

I just clicked on a Facebook link in order to read a story from The Advocate about a bigoted Kentucky judge.  Instead of a written story I got a short narrated video version, followed by another video story about Michael Moore's film at the Cannes Film Festival.

But the narrator pronounced "Cannes" as "Canes."  As in rhymes with "trains."

I assume the narrator is an Advocate employee, which probably means he's gay.  Gotta hand it to The Advocate.  Somehow the LGBT magazine of record found the only gay man in America to whom the world's glitziest film festival is a mystery.

This Week's Quote

In her testimony, Sally Yates said she warned White House officials about Mike Flynn being compromised by the Russians.  Yates also tried to warn Mike Pence, but every time she entered the room he yelled, "Out, temptress!"

Conan O'Brien


Sunday, May 14, 2017

Fun With Stereotypes

My wife Anne and I just returned to Seattle from a week in Vermont.  Our main purpose in being there was to help my elderly mother with her needs, so we had little free time.  But I've promised myself that the next time we're in the Green Mountain State, I'll whisk Anne over to the town of Woodstock just so I can snap a photo of a lesbian walking into The Vermont Flannel Company.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Today's Executive Action

The "religious liberty" executive order President Trump signed today did not, after all, expressly target the LGBT community.  Is this a sign he's decided to embrace us or will he simply attack us farther down the road?

We don't know.  I'm confident Trump doesn't either.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

The Tutu Ado

Wyoming Sen. Mike Enzi recently told students at Greybull High School, "I know a guy who wears a tutu and goes to bars on Friday night and is always surprised that he gets in fights.  Well, he kind of asks for it.  That's the way that he winds up with that kind of problem."

And that's the way the senator wound up with a problem:  irate Wyomingites from Sheridan to Cheyenne.  Who found a creative way to protest the Republican's victim-blaming remarks.

They turned their anger into ballet-wear.  Men and women wore tutus to school, to work, to bars, to protest parties.  In Laramie there was a tutu tutorial for those unschooled in the art of making the gathered skirts.  Which was probably just about everybody.

As the massive anti-Trump protests across the country have led to a spike in the sales of art supplies, I assume Wyoming has seen a run on muslin, gauze and nylon.  Jo-Ann Fabrics doesn't know what hit it.

Butch's Bar, a biker bar in Evansville, held a tutu party last Friday, organized by the bar owners' gay son.  "Bartenders in tutus paused with customers to move their hands overhead and sing the song 'YMCA,'" reported The Advocate.  "Upstairs tutus, feather boas and people in plain clothes twirled on the dance floor together."

Say what you will about him, but Sen. Enzi got the state thinking about anti-LGBT violence, and he got bikers dancing next to boa-sporting gays.  He brought people together to fight for human rights, and he deserves a nickname for the (accidental) progress he caused.  I suggest Bishop Tutu.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Congressman Begs Forgiveness for America's "Sins"

Last night in Statuary Hall inside the U.S. Capitol at an annual gathering of right-wing Christians, some 20 members of Congress took turns leading the assembled in prayer.  When Rep. Randy Weber of Texas got to the podium, he confessed "several of the sins our nation has been so emboldened to embark upon."

Weber warmed up with offenses like removing the Bible from schools, and then he got into the meat and potatoes.  "Father, we've trampled on your holy institution of holy matrimony and tried to rewrite what it is and we’ve called it an alternate lifestyle.  Father, oh Father, please forgive us," he said, breaking into tears.

Then he got equally emotional about abortion, before segueing into the national debt, which apparently wasn't weep-worthy.

After Weber finished, the statue of Will Rogers whispered to the statue of Rosa Parks, "I'm keeping up with the times better than he is, and I've been dead for 80 years."

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

This Week's Quote

In the early eighties, I was pretty innocent and confused.  I was like Marie Osmond, only with bigger eyelashes.

Boy George

Source:  The Mammoth Book of Great British Humor

Monday, April 24, 2017

Murderer on a Schedule

It appears to be true that President Ramzan Kadyrov said he wants the LGBT community of Chechnya to be eliminated by the beginning of Ramadan.

Hate to see what he's got planned for the end of it.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Earth Day 2017

I'm about to set out for the Science March here in Seattle. I'm wearing my pink pussyhat, which some might view as diluting today's pro-science message.

I prefer to think of it as multi-tasking.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

The District of Gomorrah

Family Research Council senior fellow Robert Maginnis went on SkyWatchTV recently to talk about "the occult influence on D.C. elites."

The "rank evil" that pervades the nation's capital, influencing even the most well-intentioned public servants, includes witchcraft and homosexuality, and how gayness gets tossed into a discussion on the occult I don't know.  It seems that whenever evil is the topic, homosexuality gets a mention.  It's the all-purpose flour for the conservative Christian baker.

"If you look around Washington, you have Dupont Circle, famous for being the center of homosexuality in Washington, you have all sorts of activities down there that are pretty souring," said Maginnis.  "You have a lot of witchcraft. You have a lot of hedonism.  You have all the issues that—when I think of Sodom and Gomorrah, I often think of Washington, D.C. in the same thought."

Well, when I think of Sodom and Gomorrah, I think . . . oh, who am I kidding? I never think of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

This Week's Quote

You Can't Deduct Golden Showers

sign at New York City Tax March

Source:  Esquire

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

It's Your Choice

I recommend you read yesterday's New York Times editorial, which lays out why the gay Republican claim that Donald Trump would be an LGBT ally has proven breathtakingly wrong.

Or you can slap yourself repeatedly.  You'll feel about as good.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Melissa Spicey Bunny

The president's press secretary apologizes for his Hitler comments and provides a lesson on Passover.  Don't pass it over.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

The Fantastic Four They Aren't

On Tuesday four North Carolina House Republicans filed a bill to defy the U.S. Supreme Court and ban same-sex marriage in the Tar Heel State.  The four conservative legislators are Larry Pittman, Michael Speciale, Carl Ford and Mike Clampitt.  Or, as I now think of them, Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

This Week's Quote

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers.

Judy Gold


Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Trying My Best to Keep Up

Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley, a fierce opponent of same-sex marriage, resigned yesterday owing to his doozy of an extra-marital affair.   Also yesterday Kenneth Adkins, the pastor who tweeted Pulse victims got "what they deserve," was found guilty in Georgia of molesting a teenage girl and boy.

It's hard to keep up with all the hypocritical shenanigans of prominent gay-haters.  I think I need a grant.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Chechen Magic

A week ago I read that over a hundred gay men had been rounded up in Chechnya, but the president's spokesman denied it, on the basis that there are no gay men in Chechnya.  Today I read that those men are being held in a concentration camp-style prison.

Quite a trick, imprisoning people who don't exist.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Randy and the First Lady—Ivanka

Randy Rainbow gets off a bunch of zingers in his "interview" with Ivanka Trump, White House asset.  Well, not exactly asset . . .

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Backing Trump's Ideological Friend in France

The Advocate reports that over 16 percent of French LGBT voters are supporting far-right presidential candidate Marine Le Pen.

Gag me with a cuillère.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

This Week's Quote

First came moi, a son who was so gay he liked to flit round the backyard, age six, in the style of the Ballet Russe.  A son so gay he wore his mum's clothing à la Norman Bates.  A son so gay that he became a window dresser.  A son so gay that he actually won awards for being a window dresser.  A son so gay that, a few years back, he was plonked at the top of Time Out magazine's list of "the gayest people in New York City."  (The list was not alphabetized. Harvey Fierstein was below me.  That's how gay I am.)

Simon Doonan

Source:  Gay Men Don't Get Fat

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Army Strong, Army Wrong

President Obama's Army secretary was an openly gay man.  President Trump's expected pick for the post is the chief sponsor of anti-gay legislation in Tennessee.

About, FACE!

Sunday, April 2, 2017

The World of 2017

There are reports that police in Chechnya have rounded up over 100 men suspected of being gay and that at least three have been killed.

Horrible.  At least we in America know that President Obama will take a strong stand against such barbarity.

Oh wait . . .

Trump is the president now.  Well, he wants LGBT Americans to think he supports us, so he'll have to condemn Chechnya, which is a republic of Russia.

Oh wait . . .

Saturday, April 1, 2017

The Flag Is at Half-Staff

The designer of the rainbow flag, Gilbert Baker, has died.  What a legacy he left.  Since the flag debuted in 1978, it has become the iconic symbol of gay rights and solidarity, not just in the U.S. but all around the world.

That's why I think of Baker as the man of the cloth.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Compromise Thwacks Human Rights

At last, North Carolina's HB2 has been repealed.  And replaced with something pretty near as lousy.

As political compromise goes, well, I wouldn't be surprised if every LGBT North Carolinian today feels like three-fifths of a person.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

I'm Certain John Hancock Said This

This Week's Quote

This administration is like a fast-moving car stuck in reverse.

Kate Kendell, executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights, on President Trump's quiet removal this week of federal protections against LGBT employment discrimination

Source:  NCLR press release

Friday, March 24, 2017

Thank You, George

Psychotherapist George Weinberg has died.  You've probably never heard of him, but he's the person who coined the term "homophobia."

Imagine life without that word.  We'd be forced to say, "Hey, you're being small-minded and cruel and judgmental and hostile and petty and bigoted and fearful and I think the problem is really yours and not mine and geez I wish there was an easier way to say all this."

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Flour Power

Last weekend on Periscope right-wing pastor Lance Wallnau recounted a "testimony" he'd read that day.   It seems some "hookers" hung out in a bar owned by a gay man, who was "very adamantly anti-Christian."  The hookers wound up being "saved" by a fellow bar-goer, and then they all baked a cake and prayed over it, so it was an "annointed cake."

They gave it to the bar-owner as a gift, and when he ate it, "the power of God hit him."  He was baptized, and "the spirit that was working him got broken off," which I take to mean he stopped being gay.

I'm not interested in becoming straight, but if these folks can pray away the calories in a cake, I'll be first in line.

This Week's Quote

I like how people who want more God in government voted for a hybrid of Judas, the Golden Calf and Caligula.

John Fugelsang

Source:  Facebook

Monday, March 20, 2017


My wife and I went to see first-round games of the NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament on Saturday here in Seattle.  The arena was packed, mainly because the University of Washington played in the second game.

I'm here to tell you the ugly truth:  The place was full of straight people. Husbands and wives, dads and daughters, even three generations of families. I realized during the second game that I actually had to strain to spot lesbians in the crowd.

Does that sound normal to you?

I get it that the UW women's team is exciting and successful, and now draws more fans than just relatives, lesbians and the janitors.  I get it that basketball is for everyone.  I get it that we should be open-minded.

But it just feels wroooong.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Adventures in Hypocrisy

This happens so frequently, and yet I never tire of it.  That probably doesn't say a lot for me, but oh well.

I'm speaking of when a Christian conservative is found with his family values around his ankles.

In the most recent case, Oklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey was caught in a motel room with a 17-year-old boy last week in Moore.  Shortey, 35, now faces three felonies:  soliciting the prostitution of a minor; transportation for the purpose of prostitution; and, my personal favorite, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church.

Sure enough, the senator and the teenager weren't conducting a Bible study at the Super 8.  Via text, Shortey had said he'd pay the boy for "sexual stuff."

And also sure enough, Shortey attended Bible college, is married to a woman and has three kids.  He always voted anti-gay, and was the county coordinator for the Trump campaign.  Prior to this notable incident, Shortey was best known for introducing a bill to ban the use of aborted human fetuses . . . in food.

Oklahoma knows how to deal with a gun-loving, illegal-immigrant-hating conservative Christian Republican who suddenly reveals himself to be a horse of a potentially rainbow color.  The AP reported that before Shortey "was even arrested or formally charged, Senate workers already had scraped his name from his office door, changed the locks and painted over his name in the parking lot."

You know the expression gone but not forgotten.  In Oklahoma City, Shortey is not gone but forgotten.

He isn't alone when it comes to recent cases of flaming GOP hypocrisy. Consider another state senator, Joey Hensley of Tennessee, a veritable Richard the Lionheart in the service of conservative Christian values.

Especially when it comes to LGBT people.  Hensley pushed Tennessee's memorable "Don't Say Gay" bill, and now he's sponsoring legislation to make children created using donor sperm illegitimate, a clear swipe at gay families.

But this pillar of morality, who has been married and divorced four times, was just named in court during a local mayor's divorce proceedings.  It seems Hensley, a doctor, has been having an affair with his married nurse.  Who's also his patient.  And his second cousin.

Really people, you behave like hypocrisy is a career goal.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

This Week's Quote

If Steve Bannon really is the son of Ann “The Beebo Brinker Chronicles” Bannon, she must be mortified.

Kate Clinton

Source:  Facebook

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Mr. HB2

Former North Carolina governor Pat McCrory has been whinging recently that he can't find a job because people have the idea that he's a bigot.

Wonder how they got that idea?

Monday, March 13, 2017

Welcome to Cherry Grove

I've never seen Logo's "Fire Island."  Apparently it's a reality show about gay male horndogs.  "Saturday Night Live" offered up, in contrast, this group of lesbian moms.  The stereotyping is extreme, but I laughed when Kate McKinnon completed the jigsaw.  You'll see.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Preying On and Praying At Gay Kids

Tonight the ABC News show "20/20" will report that there are hundreds of conversion therapy camps across the country.  It's a veritable Christian cottage industry.  Why can't Christians go back to less harmful money-making schemes, like selling the bones of saints?

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

March 8

Tomorrow is A Day Without a Woman, when women are asked to protest against the economic inequities we face by taking the day off "from paid and unpaid labor."

So I won't be blogging tomorrow.  In case you're wondering, my General Gayety blog falls in the "unpaid labor" category.  Dang it.

Irving Berlin Meets Nabisco

Saturday, March 4, 2017

That Man Is Reliably Unreliable

Last Tuesday when President Trump spoke before Congress, many viewers were struck that he seemed, at last, presidential, because he read his speech and didn't veer into a tantrum.  That's how low the bar is set for That Man.

Now it's Saturday, and Trump has already scrapped his new aura of dignity, thanks to morning tweets accusing President Obama of tapping the Trump Tower phones before the election.

So Trump is back to his usual paranoid self, which means I'll be protesting him again.  Thank goodness—I need the money.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

This Week's Quote

That's what they want:  two women.  Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty.  Because, come on, think about it—if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one?  Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time?  And think about it—you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.

Wanda Sykes