Friday, September 29, 2017

'Bama Bros.

We know how homophobic Attorney General Jeff Sessions is.  Roy Moore, who this week won the Republican primary runoff in Alabama for Sessions' Senate seat, is even more homophobic.

What is it with these 'Bama Lama Ding Dongs?

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Frog in Your Throat?

Infamous conspiracy theorist Alex Jones likes to say that the government puts chemicals in the water to turn people gay, and that gay frogs are the proof.  Last week on his "InfoWars" show Jones said it's becoming clear "that the majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay."

That's why, on any Friday evening, you'll see female frogs gathered at their local lily pad, absorbing martinis through their skin and whining that all the good ones are gay.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Where Does Trump Keep Finding Them?

CNN ran a story online today that opened this way:  "In a pair of 2015 speeches, President Donald Trump's nominee for a federal judgeship in Texas described transgender children as evidence of 'Satan's plan,' lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality."

So, LGBT community members, are we tired of winning yet?

This Week's Quote

And last but certainly not least my LGBQTIA family, I see each and every one of you. The things that make us different, those are our superpowers. Every day we walk out the door, put on your imaginary cape and go out there and conquer the world. Because the world would not be as beautiful as it is if we weren't in it.

Lena Waithe, accepting the Emmy for comedy writing

Source:  Upworthy

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Show Business

Why am I putting a philosophy professor on a humor blog?  Listen to John Corvino make a great case for why Christian business owners need to stop discriminating against LGBT people.  Then watch him offer the goodies.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Who's Perverse?

A fellow named Don called in to an Australian radio show yesterday to participate in the discussion on the country's upcoming vote on same-sex marriage.  During his remarks, Don stated that Hitler did two good things—put gay people in concentration camps and built the autobahns.

Clearly America isn't the only country these days plagued with folks publicly declaring their attachment to Nazism.  When it comes to unnatural affection, these dopes beat us gays all to hell.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

A Weather Eye

If Hurricane Irma batters Key West, some Christian preachers will proclaim it's God's judgment on the LGBT outpost. If it batters Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, the same preachers will call for prayers for the president.

Key West would be punishment; Mar-a-Lago would be a natural disaster. Amazing when you consider that they're only about 200 miles apart.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

This Week's Quote

So why do Republicans continue to stand by him? G.O.P. congressman Duncan Hunter summed up the core ideology of the modern G.O.P. best when he said of Trump on Friday to a group of Republicans, quote, "He’s an asshole, but he’s our asshole." Now, I’m not a licensed proctologist, but Congressman, there is something seriously wrong with your asshole.

Seth Meyers

Source:  YouTube