Saturday, September 23, 2017

Frog in Your Throat?

Infamous conspiracy theorist Alex Jones likes to say that the government puts chemicals in the water to turn people gay, and that gay frogs are the proof.  Last week on his "InfoWars" show Jones said it's becoming clear "that the majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay."

That's why, on any Friday evening, you'll see female frogs gathered at their local lily pad, absorbing martinis through their skin and whining that all the good ones are gay.