Saturday, March 31, 2018

Priorities

I had every intention of writing a political post yesterday evening.  But the Women's Final Four was on.  Sometimes a lesbian has to do what a lesbian has to do.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

This Week's Quote

Actress Cynthia Nixon today announced her bid to run for New York governor, and she debuted her campaign slogan, "Nixon 2018: No Relation."

Seth Meyers

Source:  Newsmax

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Chills

The lead story in my newspaper this morning carried one of the most frightening headlines I've ever seen:  "Trump Turns to Fox News for Staff."

Thursday, March 22, 2018

A Lesbian Looks at Astrology

I just came across an old Chinese horoscope guide.  I was born under the sign of the rabbit, so the guide advised me to marry a boar, a ram or a dog.  The guide also told me to "forget mating with a cock."

That's a deal I can make.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

This Week's Quote

It is not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

Source:  Modern American Wit & Wisdom

Monday, March 19, 2018

The Pluck of the Irish

Vice President Mike Pence was in Savannah on Saturday, marching in the largest St. Patrick's Day parade in the South.  He laid eyes on many a protester, whose signs included "Erin Go Home, Brah!"

Apparently these mischievous protesting leprechauns made sure that every picture of Pence had a Pride flag in the background. That proves it:  Rainbows lead to gold.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

This Week's Quote

A mother and a little boy were walking along, and I could tell the minute the recognition hit the little boy. As he walked by holding his mother's hand, he said in a real loud voice, "Look, Mother. There goes an old Gomer Pyle."

Jim Nabors

Source:  Brainyquote

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Dr. Melvyn

A Toronto psychiatrist who specializes in gay conversion therapy has been found guilty of sexually abusing two of his male patients. Dr. Melvyn Iscove was described by the committee that decided his case as having a "special interest in the treatment of patients with problems related to homosexuality."

In other words, Step into my parlor said the self-loathing spider to the anguished flies . . .

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Fantasyland

An Imam in Uzbekistan recently claimed that if you fantasize about strangers during sex you will have a homosexual baby.

Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov preached that some Uzbek women are fantasizing about "handsome Turkish soap opera actors" while having sex with their husbands, which could lead to the woman becoming pregnant with a gay baby boy.

Men, he added, "are not allowed to imagine another beautiful woman when they are having sexual intercourse with their wives, because this may lead to the birth of a lesbian child."

If people believe him, there'll be nobody having sex in Uzbekistan anymore.  Except the gays.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

This Week's Quote

In fact, of the nine best picture nominees only two made more than $100 million. But that's not the point. We don't make films like "Call Me by Your Name" for money. We make them to upset Mike Pence.

Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel

Source:  CNN

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Response to Roy

Roy Moore is asking people to send him money.  The peerless homophobe faces big legal fees as a result of a lawsuit brought by the woman who says he molested her when she was 14 and he was 32.

I've responded to Moore's request.  At this very moment my thoughts and prayers are winging their way to Alabama.