Monday, April 2, 2018

Masturbation Perturbation

An internet pastor has warned men against masturbating because it's "sex with a man."

Dave Daubenmire said that if a guy is being honest, "masturbation is homosexuality.  You're having sex with a man. You get it? You're putting images of a woman in your mind, but you're having sex with a man. It's where the devil will take us if we give him free range in our minds."

That means a woman who masturbates must be having sex with a woman.  Or half a cantaloupe.