Monday, July 23, 2018

Copping to the Fall of Civilization

Tony Perkins, head of the famously anti-gay Family Research Council, wrote a column for the group's website last week marking the 25th anniversary of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, which he argued was "the first major crack in the foundation of marriage and human sexuality."

DADT, combined with the Lawrence and Obergefell Supreme Court decisions, has led America to a place, Perkins declared, where "the Left" is busily "obliterating every moral and cultural boundary humans have ever known." The goal wasn't really same-sex marriage, but any variety of marriage, and now people are arguing for polygamy and pedophilia.

He's on to me. I can now reveal that my true goal wasn't the right to marry the woman I loved, but to legalize polygamy and pedophilia. As well as cannibalism and infanticide, because I figured go big or go home.