Wednesday, August 29, 2018

This Week's Quote

Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.

Barbara Jordan

Source:  Brainyquote

Monday, August 27, 2018

Magic Moment

Two fellows named Nick and John married at Prestonfield House in Edinburgh yesterday, and who should crash their photo shoot but J.K. Rowling.

Apparently she was having lunch there, but I prefer to believe she apparated specially for the occasion.

Friday, August 24, 2018

Threats

Donald Trump said if he were impeached the stock market would crash, and Rudy Guiliani said Americans "would revolt" against impeachment.

Pish tush.  If they wanted to terrify me over the prospect of impeachment, all they had to say was two words:  President Pence.

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

This Week's Quote

The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country—and we haven't seen them since.

Gore Vidal

Source:  Brainyquote

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Guilty!

Paul Manafort has been found guilty on eight counts, and Michael Cohen implicated Donald Trump while pleading guilty to his own eight counts.

Suddenly I'm inordinately fond of the number eight.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

August 16, 2018

Today Aretha Franklin died at the age of 76, and Madonna turned 60 years old.

That thundering you hear is gay men running to their mirrors.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

This Week's Quote

My sex life is now reduced to fan letters from an elderly lesbian who wants to borrow $800.

Groucho Marx

Source:  Wit

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Spaced Out

On Thursday Vice President Mike Pence announced plans for a new branch of the American military, a Space Force.

President Trump wanted to put Elroy Jetson in charge of it, but since Pence fears Elroy is gay, the administration will offer the job to The Great Gazoo.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

This Week's Quote

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

Wanda Sykes

Source:  Azquotes

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Lie in Ruins

The Washington Post  asserts that the number of lies Donald Trump tells has recently increased. The president is making an average of nearly 7.6 false or misleading claims per day.

If I lied at that clip my tongue would fall off.  And that would complicate my life as a lesbian.

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Numbers Game

"InfoWars" host Alex Jones claimed yesterday that Barack Obama is "having sex with 10 dudes a day."

How ludicrous.  It's actually 20 dudes a day.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

This Week's Quote

The Religious Liberty Task Force sounds like the shittiest Justice League ever.

shauna@goldengateblond

Source:  Twitter